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Life scars us with its random motion. Only death is perfect.
No more worries
No more fears
Know these tears
Gathered over the years.
Melissa Rabin
Death is the understanding of the immediate present; that there is finally nothing else.
Perhaps the evil in human beings isn't a reflection of the devil; perhaps the devil is only a reflection of the savagery and brutality of our own kind. Maybe what we have done is create the devil in our own image.
Grief is good, but guilt is pointless.
There is no salvation without destruction. No hope this side of death.
There is always a darker shadow lurking beneath the one whose face you can see.
Evil is always possible. Goodness is eternally difficult.
The beast of hell walks among us in the clothes of a common man.
The black heart does not beat alone
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
The Usual Suspects
If one is honest there is no need to remember.
Mark Twain
The dead dont die. They look on and help.
D. H. Lawrence
Look into your soul and you will see me there; look into mine and I will show you who you are.
A miracle of the human heart is that it may be broken repeatedly yet still remain whole
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
The greater the value of the fabric, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Where patience fails, force prevails.
Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will backfire.
Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
He who angers you controls you, therefore you have no control over your anger.
Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Being dead right won't make you any less dead.
Whatever you want you can't have. What you can have you don't want.
Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is.
The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions.
If you say something and stake your reputation on it, you will lose your reputation.
If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time.
If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person.
If anything was worth doing, it would've already been done.
Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts. Translation: You may come to terms with being screwed, but nevertheless you're still screwed.
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
Paper is always strongest at the perforation.
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
You will find an easy way to do something only after you've finished doing it.
Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.
A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.
If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you'll push it to that distance.
When you really need something, its either not available or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available or lays around in plain sight.
The likelihood of something happening is in inverse proportion to the desirability of it happening.
One should not attribute to evil design any unfortunate result which can be attributed to error. A mistake (or series of mistakes) is the simpler and more likely explanation.
Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place.
If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.
When things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats.
The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.
Common sense - isn't.
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
Those who don't make decisions never make mistakes.
The only price you pay for greatness is knowing that it can't last forever.
Anything that seems right is putting you into a false sense of security.
The only time you're right is when its about being wrong.
The probability that something can go wrong is directly proportional to the square of the amount of inconvenience it can cause you.
Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else will always happen to you.
The person ahead of you in the line will have the most complex transaction possible.
Someone else always gets the credit for your work.
The harder you work the more people there will be to claim credit, except when it backfires.
All good things come to those who wait,
but don't wait too long or they will pass you by...
like 2 ships that pass in the night,
never again to return that same exact site.
-I got tired of makin the quotes different colors...sowwie.
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